I tell you, Gary is one hell of a man. He said there were 8 people confirm for the training today. so we were like COOL lets go PJ to play football. this morning i called him up and i asked him , dude you need a lift to PJ? he said hey i thought you fetching syazwi, izuan, faris they all ? omg they have biology tomorrow, i mean izuan dont la but awi, faris and yew jin. so whatever la we still went to pj, only half the amount he said turned up. as usual la, gary.

the fun part was he bringing his cute dog along, Jasper i think?





he was standing there because gary was big enough to give him shade ahha !



our ballbuck mascot eh ? :D

and this is benny. he looks like he's going to the beach instead of playing football.



and HELLO, ITS BRYANTS BLOG, WHAT DOES HE DO AFTER FOOTBALL?



macha ! this lobak fucking good man ! at pj there i dont know wheree ahhaha .





my curry mee :D syok wheyy



and tk's seafood porridge WOAHH :D



and gary -.-

Tagged by Denise.

Tagged by Denise.

Dear Hanna

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes At the mental hospital and I saw you Carve your initials into the crazy monk. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning the pictures to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should know that I Am better off without Eggplant-fetishism

Your everlasting enemy
-Bryant-
P/S: You are so lifeless, burn yourself



Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I’m sure you’re ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I’m returning ___8___ to you, but I’ll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___.
-Your name-
P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,


1. What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - your dwarf bit me
April - I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - you put cuffs on me
July - I threw up
August - I saw the shrunken head
September - we skinny dipped
October - I quoted Santa
November - your dog ran amok
December - I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

I'm tagging
who feel like doing it just do it la and put tagged by me.

Its Mr. Khoo's last class today. :( omg it all ended whey. ive got no more classes at home, ive got no more school, i've got no more school friends comming to my house waking me up for class, no more people help me tapau dinner ah :( emo.



anyway, we bought mr.khoo a 09 planner because he's always carrying a planner. lol.





and this is mr.khoo erm. posing with the book :D



hahaha !

our group photo's are with him. will upload it once i get it from him. oh well, form 5's reaching its end :(



wont see this bags around anymore. emo.

later in the evening, went to bukit bintang with aki. on my way there, just right outside my housing area, there's one big longkang there which i think two cars like crashed and flew down into the longkang and the driver died, and this time the driver wanna try it again lol



if im not mistaken kevin took a pic of it and send it to the star.

so lowyat.



we went in this shop they let us play for free and aki thought counter strike was dota. ahaha !



and to sg. wang to buy ball, but before buying ball, sure must have something to eat right ?



walah machaa ! lecka lecka the best la !



mahai, tk wan damn gay. syok giler :(



and the ball.

my parents called and ask if we wanna join them for dinner at brickfields. good food, why not ? :D another food post :P



find this restaurant facing the post laju at brickfields.



nice feeling inside

and the most important,



THIS KAMBING MANTAP MACHA !



THIS PRAWN SAUCE CHUN LEH !



THIS SOTONG BURN MY FUCKING ASS LEH ! FUCKING PEDAS but nice la.

i dont know the name of the dishes la funny names i cannot remember la. but the food is fucking wonderful la. price is not so bad la compared to you eating the new mcdonalds madagascar double chicken thingy, might as well eat this ?

after dinner , aki didnt wanna go home. naughty girl. so she followed me back home for rami session. i guess its her first time playing ? i dont know ? but i teached her how to play it la. and my god, she help me to game once with these



4 guai's !

i must say this, you can kiss my ass goodbye, chemistry. one of the subjects i hate most.



i will not comment on the question paper. no comments. :D

this is something you dont see everyday, ikhlas reading chemistry book. :D





and the usual him. he's the dude that sold me a handphone at rm5 back in 2005, and the dude that told the teacher, " cikgu, buku saya terbakar " o.O

so spm is not like spm not only to me, to other people too you see. no stress relax and even watch porn -.-



with the gerhana matahari there that always cencored the face.



this morning before paper 1, mei li came out of the washroom holding her forehead like this,



lol she banged her head on the ceiling in the toilet because she was scared of the cockroach and she climbed on the dividers lol.

between the paper 2 and paper 3 break, tricia and i went to starbucks and she bought me a drink. thanks tricia! so nice of you ahaha :)



starbucks again !



tricia.

so basically half of the school went out of the exam hall about 1 hour earlier. or maybe 45 minutes earlier. dont ask if the paper's easy. ive got no comments and even jun chong came waiting for us in my school from sbs.







thiban and thomas too. right after thomas came out, we flew to leisure mall, and i reached leisure mall before the actual ending time of the paper.



chemistry paper 3 ends at 3.30.

in leisure mall, i saw this dude working at digi playing dota. my god. i dont know why but i really get annoyed when i see people cant stop playing dota. i mean yeah you play with your friends i understand but is that game really that addictive? i tried playing i mean like bleh you dont get anything at the end of the game.



lol basshunter - dota.

and outside leisure mall, i walked pass this banner and i noticed something was wrong.



the badge look femiliar to you ?



AH LONG USE MY FUCKING CHELSEA BADGE AS THEIR BADGE AND CHANGE FOOTBALL CLUB TO FINANCE CLUB? :( i know la chelsea is rich but :(

Today's so random. everything's so random. My dad took me out for lunch at lensen because he wanted to check on the new car tk's getting. he said " come lets go lensen for lunch, i want to see the bugger got take the car to puspakom ornot. stupid feller like to dele delay"

so we didnt really know what to eat at lensen, so we drove around and we found this shop.



the middle shop. the banner says " CHICKEN RICE RM2.80 "

so apa lagi ? try la ! Food again !

i didnt take pic of the food la this time. my camera was in the car and this picture was taken before i left. its really not bad. its quite delicious. :D

after lunch, met up with sook yee at leisure mall, to study in starbucks. damn the people who sat my favourite spot. :(



har main camera :P



caramel frap. :D



-.-

sook yee realised that it was some local star sitting behind us. haha sorry ! i tak kenal you langsung ! dah lar i tak watch tv wan. how to kenal local stars rightt ahaha.



and when he went to the washroom, he left his laptop open just like that.



ahaha. some pictures at his photobucket account.



before leaving starbucks,



at leisure mall's favourite camwhore spot. you and i all know where it is :D

here's the best random shit of the day. my mom called me and ask "do you have alot of enemies around you ? "

i wasnt sure why until i saw this.



oh a letter for me :D i changed and edited the picture so i wont get another letter -.-

dah lar i was waiting for my nuffnang cheque right. damn potong stim when i open up that letter.

Bryan Koh Tien Wei the Bloody Shit,
We are very sure
that you will fail in your
SPM !
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

mahai i thought it was my cheque lol. hey you, wanna two face also dont lar write with your very own hand writing. we've been in the same tuition together for quite some time la.

but anyway, remember this ?

21 Sep 08, 23:06

;D : haih, bryant, this is not gonna take you no where.if its not taking me nowhere, its taking me somewhere :D i pray to lord that your spm gets screwed up. i mean, i kno i dun have to, thast what really gonna happen. can wash toilets to earn money.




:D!