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its the 2nd time that im going outstation during pmr result day. this time i went malacca, my hometown. congratulations to those who scored well in their pmr, and dont give up to those who didnt do well, youre the group of people that will score in spm, because you will work harder and wont repeat your mistakes right ? :)

so what do you people go to malacca for ? historical town ?

a famosa.

but i go to malacca for only one reason, food. so be prepared to get hungry if you havent had your meal before reading this :D

DAY 1.

first off, went to visit my relative who makes alot of kuih. he supplies to equatorial hotel and to alot shops in malacca, maybe 50 % of the shops in malacca, i mean besides the one that make themself la.

this is where he works.

and his guard dog is fucking fierce damn.

here are some kuih he makes.

oh you dont know how the real nonya kuih taste like. you must eat his kuih man.

kuih koci. fucking beautiful i want to cry when i eat this T.T

now you know why he can make so many kuih ? maybe the results of trial and error :x

after visiting him, went to my hotel. when i reach my hotel i went like what the fuck ?

what fucking hotel is this ?

my mom said it's rated 4 stars. i went wtf even louder until i went inside the hotel.

the lobby. look at the tiles. antique man. you wont find it anywhere else anymore.

the garden

and the rooms. okay i really shut up already after looking around. i mean wtf, from the front it looks like some cheap ass motel , how the hell would i know that it would turn out so beautiful inside ? and whoever did the landscaping rocks man. its really nice. and btw, the old houses in malacca is 100m from the front door to the back door. thats why they can build a hotel like this with a stupid entrance.

then to jonker street. weekend nights, the streets will be like pasar malam and will have alot handcraft for sale. its really nice la and alot things to shop over there but too bad, it wasnt a weekend.

jonker street. so old eh ?

so i guess the only reason that peopel would go to jonker street on a sunny hot weekday is to eat the damn cendol there or the food there.

cendol with gula melaka TULEN. REAL THICK GULA MELAKA woomg super man.

asam laksa. walau. damn nice man this laksa. see the spoon, got tuna sumore.

and if im not mistaken , they have a branch in mid valley. im not sure if its as good and cheap as the one in jonker street la.

and additional hailam tau kua we order from the stall there.

wow man malacca food rocks like mad.

so we cant be eating all the time right ? we took a break at starbucks there where i meet my long-time-no-see cousin. his name is Brian Koh. Wtf and he's starbucks supervisor, which means i get 30% discount whenever i visit this starbucks.

oh no im not telling you which one, later you all go find him and make him give you all discount :P

see the discount he gave :D oh how i wish he was in kuala lumpur.

and even in the mall you see something different. a fast food restaurant name kaizer. i see it all around malacca and whoah, the burger fucking rocks. i havent try other things la but really wtf man. dah la no gov. tax all, just rm4.30 like that.

:( i want kaizer.

night, before dinner la, my dad took us to this place to eat sotong kang kung. its hidden somewhere in the lorong la. omg so old school man the lorong.

my dad told me, the owner of this stall was a gangster in malacca. i think he made some tai kor piss off , so they cut his left arm off, and the whole malacca know him as the one armed swordsman. lol ? so after he lost his arm, he started this business selling sotong kangkung and kerang in the lorong.

kerang. whats special is the peanut sauce he gave la.

sotong kangkung

hailam tau kua again with some other things

whoah. how to not put on weight when youre in malacca? :D after rodok all these go dinner some more. we had dinner with Brian Koh's father, which is my uncle. he told alot things about malacca la, because we seldom meet kan ? so alot things la my dad and him so during dinner talk so much, not enough he took us to mamak to talk and minum teh.

this mamak.

my uncle told me why it was named tiga ros. the owner of this mamak is three indian man. so they name themself tiga ros. my uncle said he asked them why not name tiga pisang ? he said ros lagi sedap bau, lagi cantik but look, theres two banana trees there on the banner. wtf

DAY 2

hotel breakfast. food again wtf.

aki, this reminds me of you alot. :D

and after hotel breakfast, lunch at this teochew porridge stall . i dont know about you but i've never seen a porridge stall with so many dishes.

so its like order the dishes there and each person one bowl of porridge.

its so classic and so nice, something you wont get in kl i guess? maybe seldom get.

even the tau foo far stall outside of the teochew porrdige stall is so different. they serve tau foo far with ginger sauce? juice ? i dont know.

its different la, my mom likes it but i dont D:

even guai lou's buy tau foo far.

left malacca in the evening and dropped by at MMU since tk's car is there, so went there to lepak with him awhile and eat this hostel food. wow what the fuck, MMU hostel food fucking rocks.

nasi kerabu with one special sauce chicken i tak tau apa sauce, salted egg and ++ apa apa for only RM3.80 ?

since its new year's eve, why wanna waste your time resting at home? go out party la kan some more jun chong invited me to his house.

you hear jun chong's house, you hear liquor but too bad i quit drinking man, it sucks everytime youre drunk. so now you boys who just turned eighteen go get yourself drunk la har i got myself drunk too many times. :P

first drunk dude, kelvin kum. look at his face. red like tomato teeth yellow like jagung.

whiskey + dont know ? KLCC lambang malaysia boleh lol.

and fireworks time.

we went to infront mun tou's house to see fireworks because from there, you can see the whole of kuala lumpur but im sorry. my camera cant. the zoom is limited only so i only upload the best pic i took la.

three fireworks in one go. wow if i had a girlfriend i sure stim with her there where i saw fireworks. *jealous of canny and jia en.

mun tou's dog wants to see fireworks too. merajuk cause everyone blocking it aww.

what else to do after fireworks besides spraying and screaming round the whole taman happy new year ?

GAMBLE !

we played in between. this is how you play for those who dosent know how. everyone puts a certain amount into the center pot to play, and youre given 2 cards. when its your turn, you say how much you want to bet with the money in the pot. lets say theres rm16 in the pot, you can say you want to bet only rm6 or you can bet the whole thing. all you have to do is draw another card, and get the card in between the two cards you have. if you dont get between the two cards, you lost rm6 to the middle pot. if you kena the same card with either one of your card, which means kena tiang, you pay double of your bet.

and look what thomas got.